I trust that, following the England v. Mexico FIFA World Cup® match for which pubs got special dispensation to stay open til 5am, rat run roads are plentifully stocked with cops with speed detectors and breathalysers. And that hospitals are clearing the decks in A&E and the Fire & Rescue Services are checking their pneumatic car-door-pillar-chompers are fully charged.

Jul 6, 2026, 04:45 UTCen