Cactuar Joe

Bert I Gordon using a Bert I Gordon Film to advertise for a Bert I Gordon Film in which he will have another ad for a Bert I Gordon Film

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"Remember dear, no emotions. We had our five minute mourning period, we're done with that now." #Monsterdon

Spider just likes shoving nerds to the ground, its in its element in a high school. #Monsterdon

WHAT DID I JUST SAY #Monsterdon

Oh sure get RIGHT UP CLOSE to the DEFINITELY DEAD SPIDER #Monsterdon

I got my money on NUCLEAR POWER #Monsterdon

@xerozohar #Monsterdon

Oh, DDT, great. Let's all see how many different kinds of cancer we can get.

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"That isn't what Helen meant."

Oh great, it's gonna be one of THOSE films. White dudes telling women what they mean. 🙄 #Monsterdon

It's the SPIDER! Hi spider! Nice to meet you :D #Monsterdon

Can we get a protagonist with the ability to connect one clue with another, please? #Monsterdon

Ok at this point you deserve whatever happens to you. #Monsterdon

Folks it is now about one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter.

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is EARTH VS. THE SPIDER (1958), another Bert I. Gordon forced perspective parade. Y'know that guy made one kind of movie for like thirty years, it's impressive in a way.

The movie's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/496370/earth-vs-the-spider

Or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/earth-vs.-the-spider-1958

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along. See you there!

#Movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

...How can we possibly have porn discourse on Mastodon

like, who are you people that are getting fussed about naked people and *why are you here*

This Sunday at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the fediverse!

This week we're watching EARTH VS. THE SPIDER (1958) another Bert I. Gordon forced perspective monster flick! Wanna see a giant tarantula attack small town America? I know you do!

The flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/496370/earth-vs-the-spider

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/earth-vs.-the-spider-1958

See you this Sunday!

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #horror #scifi