Only got woken up a few times from fireworks, I’d call that a win. I do have questions for the person blowing stuff up at 5am: was this an all night affair or did you get up and start exploding things?

Meanwhile the Seattle Reddit reads like a police blotter, multiple parks left in shambles from revelers. Some jackases decided to start a bonfire of Lime scooters on a turf soccer field, so that park will be out of commission for a while.