Am fucking amazed that the ignorant asshole throwing fireworks on their balcony are better at both fireworks presentation and fireworks safety that the federal government!

Like, we've had 250 years experience in the US blowing up pretty explosions and these fucks are like "let's set off 800,000 fireworks, too close together, in a low spot, in high humidity' so we get choking smoke clouds wafting over watchers; amorphous fog glow instead of actual displays, & serious hearing damage!

'murica.