Mike, people may have been down here before but none of them came out alive....
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@Lazarou@mastodon.social
Husband to
Rachel ( @Rachey )
#Bisexual #Xennial #Progressive #Transhumanism #Space #London #SimCity4 #Worldbuilding
He/They
Death to the Oligarchy
Destroyer Of Worlds
Do NOT Tone Police me.
DMs are not for strangers.
I do not give a fuck about your Privileged White Guy opinions, educate yourself instead of telling me off.
Once again I wish the Monster had lived and the town had died....
No seatbelt in that thing, is there?
Isn't watching people eat food an thing somewhere on the Internet?
Let's see what poor, unfortunate plaything of Man get's it's ass kicked by Ultraman this week!
Traditional celebrations of the American people /s
"America is a Gun" 😔
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/05/shooting-children-new-york-coney-island
the GuardianAt least eight shot, including four children, in New York’s Coney IslandIncident took place late in the evening on Independence Day with one victim said to be in a critical condition"Who needs rules and standards, let's just do what we want and to hell with everyone else!"
It's all so tiresomely predictable, and people voted for it to happen too...
Ars Technica@arstechnica@mastodon.socialChemical accidents rise as Trump administration proposes weakening safety rules
Chemicals from accidents that injured or killed people increased by nearly 50 percent in recent years.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/07/chemical-accidents-rise-as-trump-administration-proposes-weakening-safety-rules/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Replying to @Lazarou@mastodon.social
@maddad and who the fuck says "Storms bring good luck" in this day and age?!
@maddad do a speech in the rain, it's a fine look..../s
DeadlineRishi Sunak’s Election Speech Drowned Out By Pouring British Rain & Protester Blasting D:Ream’s ‘Things Can Only Get Better’Rishi Sunak's UK election announcement speech drowned out by British rain and a protester blasting D:Ream's 'Things Can Only Get Better.'@maddad "Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works"
Today, the Voyager 1 spacecraft is 25.50 billion kilometres away from your bullshit. 🚀