MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
The BeavertonCarney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs“There’s no way a 15 year old who has been online for his entire life knows about those is there?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how banning social media for kids is way easier than regulating it for everyone, the excitement/concern surrounding a World Cup […]Me: overwhelmed by life's most basic tasks.
Also me: "What if I grew my own food from scratch this year?"
Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?
Think I need to find a different apartment. Can't deal with neighbours banging on my door at three in the morning any longer. Lucky for them I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Not to brag or anything, but Elon and I have a combined fortune of around $999,999,750,000.
For the last time:
Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into
Please stop screaming into the abyss; we are not insured for that
If you're the type of person who enjoys curling up with a cup of tea and a good book on stormy days, DO NOT have children.
My neighbour told me people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his Confederate flag.
