Unfortunate name for a street.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️.
“Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @TheBreadmonkey
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: cartoonish self portrait of himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
@aegir The thing is, I think he’s into football and is an Arsenal fan. But apparently speaking entirely in the most obvious cliches is the best he or his staff can do.
If you find a strange huge blob of guts, fat and bones in my living room, it’s because I have cringed myself inside out.
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Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it.
She kept shouting “Banda, Banda” then proceeded to put the biscuit on her head and said “Banda on head, oh no!”
Thousand island dressing is ketchup and mayonnaise.
Marie Rose sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise.
Fry sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise.
Burger sauce (including Big Mac sauce) is ketchup and mayonnaise.
Mayochup is ketchup and mayonnaise.
Salsa golf, an Argentinian sauce invented at a golf club, is ketchup and mayonnaise.
French cocktail sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise
Japanese aurora sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise
The basic building blocks of the Universe are ketchup and mayonnaise.