Replying to @Wallflower@beige.party
@Wallflower I had to come inside for a bit because my brain stopped mathing.
ADHDeanASL
@adhdeanasl@beige.party
Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.
Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet.
Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids. Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them. Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.
Married to @JenTheRed
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- Get mad
- At my silly jokes. Sure, why not.
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Replying to @Just_Tired@mastodon.world
@Just_Tired Gimme a few days and my deck is gonna be all over Mastodon
Look at this hottie
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Some women like a bad boy.
Some women like a dad bod.
But why settle? With me, you get the best of both worlds: Bad Bod™️
This is mortifying. The cookie I ordered was supposed to say “LET FEMDOM RING”
ALT
The last time patriot front types visited the Capitol en masse, they left it smeared with shit. It would be fitting if they left their little fascist parade with other people’s shit on them. Just sayin’.