"We congratulated ourselves on our brilliant planning, and assured each other that there was no way this was going to come back and bite us in the ass..."
- The All Guardsmen Party
I love this series lol
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'In the words of that ancient guardsman hero Ollanius Pius, “Why the hell is everything always our job?”' I LOVE THIS SERIES
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"You could say that it was an act of heroic bravery or selfless sacrifice, but you’d be wrong. It was an act of complete and utter [stupidity], and only Sarge grabbing him by the legs while everyone else gave covering fire saved his stupid life."