Laura

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

My links: https://own.page/esghalis
Favorite color: 💜🟣🟪
Mood: all men are trash
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2026-07-05T21:52:23Z

Laura

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So so happy for Norway! They deserve it!!

#BRANOR #FifaWORLDCUP

2026-07-05T21:42:33Z

Laura

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Ok i might be a lucky charm 😅

#BRANOR #FifaWORLDCUP

2026-07-05T21:40:13Z

Laura

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

I hope Norway will win!!!

#BRANOR #FifaWORLDCUP

2026-07-05T21:57:03Z

Laura

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A screenshot of a dark-mode Reddit post from the community r/AskReddit. The post asks: "What would you do if you could be invisible for a day?". A reply below from an anonymous user reads: "I'd go to Paris and beat up a mime. The round of applause he'd receive from his audience would be remarkable."

2026-07-02T09:17:04Z

Laura

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ESC by John Holcroft

#Art #illustration

An illustration of a miniature man in a yellow shirt and brown trousers climbing down a small ladder into an opening where the "esc" key should be on a computer keyboard. He carries a small black briefcase.

2026-07-05T20:05:04Z

Laura

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A meme with text reading: "In a world of greedy billionaires... be these guys." Below the text, a photo shows a handshake between Don Vultaggio (the co-founder of Arizona Iced Tea, labeled "The man responsible for $0.99 Arizona Iced Tea Big Cans") and Craig Jelinek (former Costco CEO, labeled "The man responsible for the $1.50 Costco hot dog").

2026-07-05T18:55:03Z

Laura

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A meme with text reading: "'A 45 minute nap should set me straight' 4 hours later:". Below the text, a fluffy brown and white hamster sits upright in a blue chair, looking extremely dazed and squinting.

2026-07-05T17:30:14Z

Laura

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Mythological Icon by Betty Jiang

#Art #Painting

A formal portrait painting of a woman standing in an elegant, shimmering silver-white gown with a crown and a sheer veil. Next to her stands a slender, white unicorn-like creature with a long golden horn. Pink flower petals are scattered on the floor around them.

2026-07-05T16:04:05Z

Laura

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12h

A meme featuring two promotional photos of actress Lindsay Lohan wearing a pink t-shirt against a white background. Bold pink text across the front reads: "I've been called weird but never unfunny".

2026-07-05T15:03:04Z

Laura

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Toshiaki Kato (Japanese Artist, 1943-1996)

#Art #illustration

An elegant, stylized illustration of a woman with very long blonde hair leaning over a stone balustrade. She wears a flowing green gown with blue and gold patterned accents. Her hair cascades down into a black, starry void on the right, intertwined with purple flowers.

2026-07-02T00:59:35Z

Laura

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Technically, the extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

2026-07-01T21:01:12Z

Laura

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

#Meme #Humour

A split-screen meme.

Top panel: A wild wolf walks through the snow, with text overlay: "Maybe I'll get some food at that campfire. What's the worst thing that can happen?"

Bottom panel: Two small dachshund dogs wearing colorful, knitted flower hats look worriedly into the distance, with text overlay: "10,000 years later."

2026-07-05T12:45:06Z

Laura

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15h

Hero by Stuart Dunkel (1952)

#Art #Painting

A close-up painting of a tiny white mouse peering over a large mound of bright red raspberries. The mouse is holding a single raspberry balanced directly on top of its head against a solid black background.

2026-07-05T11:20:04Z

Laura

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16h

#Meme #Humour

A line-art comic based on the "They Don't Know" meme format. A character wearing a party hat stands alone in a corner holding a cup. In the foreground, two people are kneeling to admire a striped cat resting on the floor. Text in the center reads: "He doesn't know he'll be loved and remembered many times longer than he lives".

2026-07-04T17:30:10Z

Laura

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

#Meme #Humour

A three-panel meme using the "Blinking White Guy" format. The top panel shows the man with his eyes open, labeled "January". The middle panel shows his eyes closed, labeled "*many strange things*". The bottom panel shows his eyes open again, labeled "July".

2026-07-04T12:30:23Z

Laura

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A top-down photograph of a cobblestone pavement. Centered among the grey and dusty stones is a single, darker, reddish-brown stone with carved or stamped text that reads in all-caps: "I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN".

2026-07-04T22:20:03Z

Laura

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#Independenceday

A two-panel image macro featuring Philomena Cunk (played by Diane Morgan) standing outdoors in a sandy, coastal landscape with sparse green bushes and old train tracks on the left. She has auburn hair with bangs, pulled back, and is wearing a light blue button-down shirt under a dark vest and a brown plaid blazer.

Top Panel: She looks directly forward with a neutral expression. White text at the bottom reads: "With its cowboys and guns and steam train rides. America became known as the land of the free,"

Bottom Panel: Her mouth is slightly open mid-speech, maintaining a serious expression. White text at the bottom reads: "which must have come as a surprise to all the slaves."

2026-07-04T19:45:09Z

Laura

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A meme featuring the cartoon character Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls tucked into a blue bed next to a real black cat with green eyes. The text above reads: "the best part of my day is when i'm in bed like this:".

2026-07-04T21:01:05Z

Laura

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

#Meme #Humour