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Our county’s guidelines for when you call 911 on the 4th of July are pretty great:

Reasons not to call: People are setting off fireworks. Fireworks debris is landing in my yard. My Uncle ate all of the potato salad. My dog is upset and hiding. Reasons to call: People set their house on fire. Fireworks debris knocked my spouse unconscious. My Uncle is having chest pain. My dog is upset and shooting back. IS HARBOR COM
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Jul 3, 2026, 22:06 UTCen
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