As an American here are my humble suggestions to improve soccer:
1. Get rid of offsides. Stupid.
2. Have the clock stop and count down.
3. Let them put on pads and helmets so they can bash each other.
4. More stoppages for commercials.
5. Let them pick up the ball. Never been a fan of kicking.
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