Floaty Birb

@floatybirb@mastodon.social

he/him. here to quack at the void.

sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an #OrbitalMooseSanctuary
irascible foe of the Lombards

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Floaty Birb@floatybirb@mastodon.social

the source of this photograph is unknown.

it is the kitchen of a restaurant. A takeout pizza is on the counter, and a stone faced goth girl is pouring a can of baked beans into it. in the background, two roman legionnaires are gesturing toward multiple raccoons, who are crawling about the floor chasing food pellets. there is a video camera timestamp at the top.