Wait I thought everyone did this?
Fesshole 🧻@fesshole@mastodon.socialEverytime my partner or I go to the shop and buy a treat, like cake, we tell each other by saying "something fell in my basket" in a shy kid voice
Fesshole 🧻@fesshole@mastodon.social
@jpm literally on Friday, leaving the shop:
“Hang on, where’d these corn chips come from?”
“They must have fallen in? I think when you went off to get the milk.”