jwz

@jwz@mastodon.social

I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of DNA Lounge, the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.

If you like fireworks, good for you, no judgement. But I think the time at which I last gave a shit about fireworks correlates approximately with when I wrote my first screensaver. I always find fireworks suuuuper boring. So samey. so fog.

Replying to an earlier post

@pl It has been years since credit cards came with embossed numbers. jwz.org/b/yj__

jwz.orgEm like a bossEnd of an era: I was issued a new ATM card and the new one no longer has raised letters, and that makes me surprisingly sad. They are denying me the possibility of having my card swiped by a clacky carbon-paper roller machine. BUT WHAT IF!! I can still hear the sound of it. When I was trying to figure out how to print the DNA Lounge Patreon cards, I tried to find a machine that could do ...

Last night at around 8pm, just about 24 hours after the power came back on, the Monkeybrains outage map showed SOMA back online. We very much are not; still down, 38 hours later.

Finally, this morning, we got an email response: "The current estimated time of service restoration is on Monday July 6th 2026 between 11:00 am - 12:00pm."

If that's true, that will have brought this outage to 64 hours.

I may need to downgrade the Monkeybrains "5 eights" to "5 fives".

GIF