I am rarely dumbfounded, but when coming back home after a week away, we discovered that the lights in the bathroom that I've been too lazy to fix for months just...worked. I just tested things like two weeks ago and nothing was getting power. How in the fuck?
@north
Someone broke in while you were away.
@FritzAdalis we did have a petsitter, but like wtf?
@north
Maybe they stole all the copper out of your house, felt guilty, and put it all back?