Replying to @itisiboller@infosec.exchange
@itisiboller christ almighty, man!
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Replying to @itisiboller@infosec.exchange
@itisiboller christ almighty, man!
Kim and I decided to stop at a local diner for breakfast.
The guy sitting behind me is describing his colonoscopy, in detail.
Dear html-load.com,
First of all, fuck you. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
Secondly, I'm going to defeat you. My initial tests are promising. I think I have all the pieces I need now. I just need to put it all together.
Standby, you fucking fuckstick.
-nuintari