Mom's been gone a week so all our cats are broken now. I wasn't sitting for five seconds before this thing collapsed in front of me and started squirming like a caterpillar...

(Yes, that's an empty eye socket; he came home that way. He makes up for his lack of depth perception by being an absolute weirdo.)

#CatsOfMastodon

@amateur_ninja
Such a cutie orange boi!

We had to have one eye removed from a kitty so it didn't kill her, she adjusted quite well. She was always a princess & after that she became the Queen of the house.

@oogiecatt This boy moved in when we were volunteering at a shelter. He and our not-an-animal-person son just connected somehow, and well, yeah, you know the rest of the story.

It's been seven years and this cat is still like a bag of jello when my son picks him up. Meanwhile, he's either all over me or convinced I'm going to eat him with nothing in between. lol