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Windows 10 is now 11 years old, which makes it retrocomputing

@Enalys they were going to go metric at one point, but there was a shipwreck.

FR, the ship carrying metric samples across from France sank.

Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face

✅ if you join here you're old
✅ you've seen too much shit
✅ you're tired of said shit

@MiaMarkTwo cat sighing in his sleep like he's the one with job & mortgage responsibilities

Cats have got it *so* sussed.

#Caturday

3 minutes of the magic of buying 2 of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUPGEdRPQM