jess :3

i know the bio is long, but at least read the "boundaries" and "disclaimers" sections, ok? if you request to follow i will assume you read it and you will respect them/is ok with them

soff gendercute catgirl creature • computer toucher • girly media scholar • joseimuke obsessed • cute stuff enjoyer • whimsy seeker • neurospicy (auDHD) • silly smol bean crybaby princess • friend-shaped autism creature • three cats in a trenchcoat • born to be kawaii • shapeshifter otherkin (most often a cat, moth, bunny, owl or mermaid) • not tired of being nice • 30-something kind lady that calls you "sweetheart" • soft domme :3c • @Sanki@mastodon.social's mommy gf • just a dork, really

my most famous trait is being gay about men

i'm brazilian btw. i post mostly in english but you can reply to me in portuguese if you prefer

everyonekisser vibing in the ace-spec genderqueer nyanbinary demigirl who likes to collect funny genders exploring plurality (headmates are jade, mira, violeta and azul) otherkin made of sugar, neurospice and everything nice

interaction BOUNDARIES!
✦ NO FLIRTING, i'm not interested! (compliments are fine though and, in fact, encouraged :3)
✦ i make lewd posts kinda often, it's alright to interact and in general talk about lewd stuff as long as you don't hit on me. also minors stay the fuck away from my lewd posts
✦ don't make weird out of pocket sexual comments on any of my posts that aren't sexual in nature pls
✦ do NOT, under any circumstances, call me "good [noun]". i *will* bite you
✦ please don't DM me if we have never talked before
✦ please don't ask me for any instant messaging contact (matrix, discord, etc.). i'm awkward with IM so i don't use it
✦ hugs, pats and platonic affection welcome and encouraged!

DISCLAIMERS! stuff about me that you might want to consider before following:
- i'm a genAI *hater*. FUCK AI. my opinion on this has ZERO "nuance". i will not tolerate AI apologism here
- apparently i'm an evil fucked up man-hating feminist :3 make of that what you will, i'm too old and tired to fall for the "good feminist" rhetoric tbh. also, just for the record: MISANDRY ISN'T REAL
- about follow requests: i'm slow to look at requests, so if it takes a little long for me to approve yours it's not anything personal. requests are subject to the Vibe Check and thus require enough of a vibe to check (like a bio and at least a few public posts). i always follow back, which means i won't accept requests from folks who post or boost sensitive topics (politics included) without a CW because i don't want that on my tl. accounts with AI-generated profile pics get an instant no

careful, i'll without warning

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