my FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking cat is watching me eat a now and later. she is STARING. ITS CANDY!!!!! first you lick pudding out of a bowl on top of a COUNTER you ARENT ALLOWED ON. NEXT i have puppy chow LAYING RIGHT BESIDE ME and you decide TO START FUCKING LICKING IT!!!! then i bring home candy and your FAT ASS can’t help but to STARE as i eat and SMELL MY CANDY every time you pass it. ITS FUCKING SALT WATER TAFFY. YOURE FAT. AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!!