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Text message conversation between two people.

Person 1 - I have just learned that at 250 years old, America is the oldest republic in the world according to Donald H Trump. This has come as a tremendous surprise to the residents of San Marino.

Person 2- Fascinating. I Learned from the same font of wisdom that Communism has been around for a thousand years. This has similarly surprised members of the Chinese Politburo. (Person 1 reacted to this message with a heart emoji.)

P1 - This is, to quote Hans Liebchen, "the benefits of smartness."