I'm going to find out how to write an assembly program that outputs, "Goodbye World," Because why wouldn't I want the output of an assembly program to be nihilistic?

So I learned--And by learn, I mean copy-paste.--how to write a assembler program that outputs, "Goodbye, World". (Dan Gookin forever, AMIRITE?)

I've always heard assembler programs run very fast. That's why Steve Gibson used assembler. The "Goodbye, World" program runs with blazing speed. So much so, that it's too fast for my eyes to perceive. I call that a win.