It looks like @JoeWynne is helping support a team in some soccer tournament or other which, from my limited knowledge of sports, I assume means he's putting traffic cones on statues downtown- Give em hell Joe!

That does leave the problem of drinks for tomorrow's #monsterdon watch party, so please allow me to humbly submit the

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Cocktail for this weeks feature:

"Earth Vs. the Spider" (1958)

No wait, come back, I promise it's not another pondwater/reflecting pool colored chia concoction like I did last time, in fact I think I've stumbled on the PERFECT libation for this time of year, and this movie! Details in the thread under a CW. Please, feel free to add what you're doing if it's different, or post whatever snacks you made/procured down below:

Jul 4, 2026, 23:04 UTCen