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ada from isopods :v_mtf: :tetopear: :t_bug:@root@isopod.zone
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Exactly 3 billion devices run Java. Every time you install Java on your computer some old DVR or something explodes to maintain the balance

Jul 4, 2026, 20:49 UTC
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you're all idiots@idiot@mastodonapp.uk
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@root every time you install java on your computer Larry Ellison makes a bit more profit.

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sb the chippy-choppy@sb@metroholografix.ca
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Can attest - 20 years ago I wrote Java for set top boxes. It was 10% functional code and 90% guardrails to stay in the 3B limit or perish.

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Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@Doreen32128@universeodon.com
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@root Sounds about right!

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