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Anthropy@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
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god I want some noodles right now

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Anthropy@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
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okay fuck it I've been dieting for over a month, let's have some noodles.

the question is which

and the correct answer is "yes"

a drawer full of chaotically laid out foods; flatbreads, rice, instant potato powder, cocoa powder, sugar, taco shells, and many many kinds of italian and asian noodles
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three noodle packets laying on the kitchen counter; Nongshim Shin Kimchi, Nongshim Shin Ramyun, and Indomie Mi Goreng
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food, noodle shenanigans

πŸ‰ alright let's see

I only have two eggs, but to compensate I'll add chicken thigh (because that's how egg works right??)

I decided two packages of noodle is enough for now, but I'll probably bake the noodles after they're done cooking

#food

a biiig bowl of uncooked noodles
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two brown eggs in a carton
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a vacuum sealed freshly thawed package of chicken thigh
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a big ceramic coated frying pan with yellowy oil, chopped garlic, and red onion
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food, noodle shenanigans

strained, added, and fried the noodles

A top-down view shows a large white bowl filled with cooked wavy noodles positioned under a running kitchen faucet. A grey plastic colander with slots sits atop the noodles, through which water from the silver tap flows. flows. In the background, several cleaning bottles sit near the sink. A mug decorated with a colorful cartoon character is visible to the right of the bowl. Small, colorful seasoning packets lie on the edge of the stainless steel sink to the left.
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An overhead shot shows various cooking items on a black glass cooktop. In the center, a grey frying pan is filled with wavy noodles, browned pieces of food, and small red flakes. To the left, a white bowl contains a silver metal colander next to a clear plastic bottle filled with yellow liquid. The background includes a white pot with a red rim, a brown paper bag, and various kitchen utensils. The stovetop features circular markings for the heating elements.
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An overhead view shows a grey, speckled frying pan filled with cooked noodles and various ingredients. The translucent, thin noodles are tangled together with small yellow bits, dark reddish-brown pieces, and pale chunks of food. Some residue from the mixture is scattered along the inner sides of the pan. The pan sits on a black stovetop surface. In the blurred background, portions of a white bowl and an amber-colored bottle are visible.
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Jul 5, 2026, 12:42 UTCEdited Jul 5, 2026, 13:22 UTCen
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food, noodle shenanigans

took a bowl of the fried noodles (it was nom), added ham blocks and fried some more, then added the noodle broth and veggie packets, water, and the other egg, put half of the pan in a bowl and added a can of tuna :dragon_uwu:

A hand holds a black bowl filled with cooked, pale-yellow noodles mixed with pieces of yellow egg and dark red strips. Beside the bowl sits a large frying pan on an electric stovetop containing more of the same noodle mixture. A white spatula rests in the pan amongst the food. Other kitchen items, including a bottle and a lime green object, are visible in the background. The image is a close-up shot focused on the contents of the bowl and the pan.
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An overhead view of a grey speckled frying pan filled with cooked food. The pan contains small, diced pink pieces, translucent light-colored strands, and small yellow fragments. A wooden spatula rests across the middle of the ingredients. The pan sits on a dark stovetop, with parts of white and green cookware visible in the background.
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A close-up view shows a pan filled with various ingredients in a translucent, yellowish sauce. Numerous small, pink cubes are scattered throughout the dish. A bright yellow yolk sits near the center, partially surrounded by clear, cooked egg white. Small pieces of darker and lighter-c lighter-colored solids are also visible within the mixture. The liquid appears oily around the edges of the pan.
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A top-down view shows a white bowl filled with wavy noodles in a yellowish liquid. Large, irregular chunks of light pinkish-tan material are piled in the center on top of the noodles. Small, square pink pieces and tiny white bits are scattered throughout the dish. A portion of a person's thumb is visible at the bottom left corner.
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