When you have to chop and de-seed two fresh and two dried/rehydrated chillies…
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@stephenfarrow if you want to burn designs on your scrotum that is doable.
@toddbuddy I washed my hands four times after handling the chillies - with olive oil, then with soap, then with yoghurt, then with soap again - just to make sure all the capsicum oil was gone.
(Soap alone doesn't usually get all of it off your skin.)
@stephenfarrow it doesn’t. Took a piss and ummm. It was very painful.
Replying to @toddbuddy@4bear.com
@toddbuddy ...and here's Susie Blake as the continuity announcer from 'Victoria Wood: As Seen On TV'. This is only about ten seconds long, but it's magnificent:
YouTubeVictoria Wood, We'd like to apologise to viewers in the North