DEAR BOSTON RED SOX,
As you know, we are in the black hole of sports.
There is nothing happening in athletics at the moment making me happy.
Without NFL football, I am a child wandering in the wilderness. A man with no country.
I also cannot pretend to like soccer (the “other” football) 💩, & usually, baseball is all I have this time of year.
However, thanks to your overall suckitude & shittiness this year, I can’t even have that.
You have been so inept, so painful to watch, that youve driven me to pretend that I give a shit about a Brazil/Norway soccer game.
Think about that.
THATS how shitty you’ve been.
You’ve been so BAD, that you’ve driven me to watch a game on television that rivals watching paint dry.
Competitive accounting is more exciting.
So please, I beg you, just beat the Angels tonight.
Make me feel good, and give me something to watch that won’t make me kill myself.
Sincerely,
Go Fuck Yourself.
🦧 🤮 ⚽️
#baseball #mlb #RedSox #boston
@fc
