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#RedSox, do a brother a solid. He deserves better.

The Vinyl Ape 🦧@TheVinylApe@cupoftea.social

DEAR BOSTON RED SOX,

As you know, we are in the black hole of sports.
There is nothing happening in athletics at the moment making me happy.

Without NFL football, I am a child wandering in the wilderness. A man with no country.

I also cannot pretend to like soccer (the “other” football) 💩, & usually, baseball is all I have this time of year.

However, thanks to your overall suckitude & shittiness this year, I can’t even have that.
You have been so inept, so painful to watch, that youve driven me to pretend that I give a shit about a Brazil/Norway soccer game.

Think about that.

THATS how shitty you’ve been.
You’ve been so BAD, that you’ve driven me to watch a game on television that rivals watching paint dry.
Competitive accounting is more exciting.

So please, I beg you, just beat the Angels tonight.
Make me feel good, and give me something to watch that won’t make me kill myself.
Sincerely,
Go Fuck Yourself.
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#baseball #mlb #RedSox #boston
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