@bampot@mastodon.scot
A puerile relator of infantile jocundity an ardent employer ae the Glesga comma.
Nae offence is intendit tae ony an aw toots wull self destruct ..
Cue theme tune ..doo..doo..doo doo.. doo..doo..doo doo..
#ScotsLanguage #ScottishIndependence #History #Humour #Nonsense and of course #Swearing
Here ma top tip fur the day:
See they sparky flint stick hings thit campers yase tae light fires wae?
Well, dinnae fuck aboot wae they hings if yer werrin a nylon lined fleece cinna jaiket.
Cause wan ur mair ae they sparks cuid mibbes shoot right doon yer sleeve an set ye aff like a firework.
Jist gaunny trust me oan this wan.
Wis that a second ur third degree burn ther, an did ye git that bit ae meltet jaiket linin aff ma elbow? 😁😳
@capnthommo
Ah know exactly whit yer sayin, hauf ae ma auld tradesmen yased some cinna 'bi-metric system'
But jings! The senior partners measurements ur wurse thin a slaters, an slaters still yase feet an inches!
Try wurkin oo whit two thoosan an fifteen millililitres an eight inches ur?
Ah bought her a metric tape measure, but it's nae guid cause it disnae huv inches oan it! 😳🤔😁
Two feet wurks oot twinty four inches
Thers two feet at the base ae yer legs
A table hus four, thers nane oan a door
Ur the bampot thit hauds the beer dregs
But noo thit we measure in metric
Ye dinnae see much thits in inches an feet
But they gie me ther sizes in inches
En say thers a hunner mil pleat
It's best stickin tae wan unit ur orrer
En mibbes yer curtains wull fit
So when they gie ye the width size in inches
This cuid mibbes be oot jist a bit
Usually by a thoosan ur mair wee hingies😁
