Here ma top tip fur the day:
See they sparky flint stick hings thit campers yase tae light fires wae?
Well, dinnae fuck aboot wae they hings if yer werrin a nylon lined fleece cinna jaiket.
Cause wan ur mair ae they sparks cuid mibbes shoot right doon yer sleeve an set ye aff like a firework.

Jist gaunny trust me oan this wan.

Wis that a second ur third degree burn ther, an did ye git that bit ae meltet jaiket linin aff ma elbow? 😁😳