Was in the bathroom and my girlfriend shouted do you want a blowjob. I immediately scrubbed my cock and as she was sucking said "mmm imperial leather". I asked how did she know and she peeled the sticker off my bellend.
Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole Explanatory link for readers outside the UK:
https://www.imperialleather.com/uk/product-category/bar-soap/
Replying to @ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
Now, you see, if I hadn't known about the sticker on Imperial Leather, I'd have been reminded of this post by Mara:
https://hachyderm.io/@Mara/116789871283205082
H/t @Mara
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@Florapis@toot.wales Yeah I have one of those too. I love labeling random objects.