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William Peter Blatty: OMG did you guys hear
Poe: what?
Blatty: the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!
Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:

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Blatty: this is like when the blessed council of garbanza rectified the confluence of the discalced silurians in 1232!
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Blatty: c'mon it's so obvious!
Blatty: it's like a one to one correlation!
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Blatty: i don't know how you can't see the parallels

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Blatty: this is just like during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, when many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Blatty: don't act so confused
Blatty: you all should have learned about that in CCD