Low Quality Facts

I have already had dozens of marine biologists dm me to inform me how whales are crazy racist.

Harsh, but fair.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for these Narwhal and Whale Plushies. Look at them. One has a horn. One doesn't have a horn. Can they still be friends? I don't know. I don't know how racist whales are.
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Adorable.

Genius.

I just don't think we should have started a war over this.

Hey look, it's the first comic we ever made! My apologies if you speak Celsius.

That's helpful to know.

Update: The rich possum actually tasted way better than Steve Jobs did.

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Rich Possum Pin. Unfortunately when we say "eat the rich" it includes him too. Better grab some hot sauce folks, this is gonna be a rough one.
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Those were simpler times.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Gator Sticker. Howdy Gator was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Gator is seething with rage.
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Your uncle: Kids have so much autism today because of all the wifi. Now let me tell you every type of train you could see in South Dakota between 1932 and 1987.

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
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Ladies, take notes.

That's a good rule.

Disclaimer: You will be forced to participate in the shit show whether or not you purchase a ticket.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

What would you write in your Pope page?

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Flag. Celebrate the 4th of July by getting a flag that is objectively better than the American flag.
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