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Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Rich Possum Pin. Unfortunately when we say "eat the rich" it includes him too. Better grab some hot sauce folks, this is gonna be a rough one.
https://collabs.shop/xrvikl

a metal enamel pin features a cartoon opossum dressed in a formal black tuxedo, top hat, and bowtie, holding a gold cane and a yellow money bag marked with a dollar sign.
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Jul 5, 2026, 15:24 UTCen
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Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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Update: The rich possum actually tasted way better than Steve Jobs did.

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Skwerlgyrl :squirrel_photo: 🐿️@Skwerlgyrl@hear-me.social
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I always suspected Steve Jobs would taste kinda gamey.

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