Renata 🇨🇦🐈🌈

It’s 100% Neymar’s fault lol

Norway 2 x 0 Brazil

I choked on a piece of chocolate when they closed on Brazil’s coach sadboi face

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #branor

They got Neymar in and Norway scored. I’m not saying it’s his fault but… #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #branor

Norway scored 🫠

I mean, that’s what happens

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #branor

Norwegian goalie is an impenetrable wall #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #branor

Second half kickoff #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup #branor

Guimarães is the first Brazilian to not convert a penalty since 1986, that’s something #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

I agree with the Canadian host who can’t pronounce Guimarães, they should have picked someone like Vini for the Brazilian penalty #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

Great save by the Brazilian goalie, yeah #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

He actually pronounces Guimarães with a Portugal-English accent, that’s why it’s so weird

Brazil is trying-and-missing so much it’s painful

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

@diegovsky Vício em cafeína 100%

Fonte: eu consegui cortar o meu no começo desse ano, mas tava numa situação parecida

O que acontece é que a cafeína afeta a qualidade do seu sono, você nunca está 100% descansado, e acaba tomando mais café pra se manter acordado, e a qualidade do sono piora ainda mais e vira uma bola de neve.

Se tiver férias ou um bom feriado, tente reduzir (nao cortar 100%) e se permita dormir o máximo possivel até o corpo descansar completamente.

Boa sorte

@diegovsky @enderson @gutocarvalho Achava o Brasil uma merda pra indústria de tecnologia e foi uma das razões de eu ter saído daí. Lamento que continue uma merda depois de tanto tempo.

Foda, viu.

I can’t with the Canadian host pronunciation of Brazilian names

…and Brazil misses the penalty 🫠🫠🫠

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

Looks like a penalty to me #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

Wow I have a 2014 feeling about this lol

For the record I am actually surprised Brazil made this far

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

In this household my husband does the chores while I sit here and watch soccer lol #fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

Y’know what, Sunday, I have nothing better to do, gonna watch the sportsball thing.

I just turned on the TV to hear the Brazilian anthem. I realized I haven’t heard it in a very long time.

But now it’s playing Titanium. If you’ve seen M3GAN you know THAT is an anthem ❤️

#fifa #worldcup #fifaworldcup

@WTL @webhat I want to send this thread to some people I know SO MUCH

@badnetmask @StumpyTheMutt Unfortunately not a single one in Toronto yet!

I still advocate doing the Ipanema thing

- day at the beach with a caipirinha, grilled cheese and biscoito globo
- afternoon drinks / dinner at the nearest bar
- stop at Havaianas flagship store because it’s there and buy a new pair

@StumpyTheMutt @nixCraft I’m obsessed with them!

If you’re ever in Ipanema, Rio de Janeiro, they have a flagship store where you can customize your havaianas! I always buy a new pair when I visit 🩴🩴

(Also, Ipanema ❤️ best beach of all time)

@nixCraft 3 pairs of havaianas

I keep leaving them there. Somehow they multiply. One day there will be 10 pairs.