My neighbor owns a high-end motorcycle, a Ducati. He rides it maybe once a month, for about 10 minutes. He returns home, parks it in the garage and stands there staring at it.
Replying to @FeloniousPunk@beige.party
Buddy of mine had a Ducati that he never rode. We started calling it his Canadian Girlfriend because we never saw her, she went to another school, you wouldn't know her.