I wonder what would happen if I put on a neck gaitor, hat, sunglasses, and sidearm while I went out to mow my lawn today or maybe strapped a rifle to the rider mower. We do get potentially dangerous wildlife in the yard.

I bet one of the Trump-loving neighbors would call the sheriff despite the fact that it is 100% legal so long as I don't leave my property. We have rainbow flags and other liberal markers in the yard.

I'm not in a good headspace today.