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Fesshole 🧻@fesshole@mastodon.social
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I lied to a woman by telling her I spoke fluent French and later, during sex, she asked me to speak French as a turn on. I quickly ran out of what few words and sentences I knew and moved on to simply reciting the names of French footballers. Emmanuel Petit really got her going. Fesshole GOLD from 5th May 2021
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Tjäder@Tjader@mastodonsweden.se
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@fesshole Was she called Wanda by any chance?

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