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Girl on the Net@girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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NEW blog - I wrote a summer style guide for men.

Three words: slutty little shorts.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sluttiest-looks-men/

Beautiful men in shorts by @stuart_cb

Three sexy guys hanging around in shorts and vest tops, displaying a variety of shapes and sizes of sexy legs framed by shorts. Guy in the middle has tattooed calves, guy on left holds an ice lolly that’s about to drip down the back of them. Guy on right chugs a bar, lifting his arm to show a suggestive glimpse of the side of his tummy/chest through the sleeve of a vest top.
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David Penfold :verified:@davep@infosec.exchange
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@girlonthenet @stuart_cb

Haha! I went to the local lake today in Speedos-adjacent shorts 🤣

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Girl on the Net@girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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@davep @stuart_cb nice, excellent work👌

Jul 5, 2026, 11:12 UTCen
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David Penfold :verified:@davep@infosec.exchange
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@girlonthenet @stuart_cb
I obviously started in a more demure style, wearing my black football kit over them, and flip-flops, which I had to remove before doing my best slightly tubby but muscular old bloke imitating James Bond imitating Ursula Andress impression.

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