David Penfold

@birkenator @farah
Yep, Haaland is a monster!

I might stay up like an idiot to watch England lose to Mexico in the #worldCup but there's nothing free to air here in France for that match.

Anyone got a moody stream, mayhap?

@neurovagrant Excellent 👌

Et de deux !!!

#worldCup

@adrinux @staringatclouds @fesshole

IIRC, it's wanking yourself silly when you're young that protects you.

Gooooool!

Haaland

#worldCup

@farah I watched about five minutes of the first half and went back to listening to music instead. Might give the second half a go.

@vinterkarusell Oof.

@anarchic_teapot @TheBreadmonkey

Poulet de Bresse, using something like Simon Hopkinson' roast chicken recipe 😋

https://www.countrylife.co.uk/food-drink/recipes/greatest-recipes-ever-simon-hopkinsons-roast-chicken-21456

@TheBreadmonkey Moules frites is more Belgian!

Me, earlier.

Just for context, this is quite a big deal for me as I've succumbed to my (officially diagnosed) social anxiety and become more and more of a hermit. My wife is rather happy that I'll be dragging her along with me tomorrow.

@girlonthenet @stuart_cb
I obviously started in a more demure style, wearing my black football kit over them, and flip-flops, which I had to remove before doing my best slightly tubby but muscular old bloke imitating James Bond imitating Ursula Andress impression.

@girlonthenet @stuart_cb

Haha! I went to the local lake today in Speedos-adjacent shorts 🤣

You don't drag it from Decathlon - you'd need a very long rope.

Just ordered one of those orange bouyancy aids you drag along behind you from Decathlon, in a fit of unbridled enthusiasm. 😎

After seven years living here and vaguely wanting to go swimming, I missed the proverbial boat when the local municipal baths closed.

Until today! I finally got my arse in gear and went to the local lake, despite dark thoughts in my head about drowning. And it was great; it reminded me of when I was eight or nine, learning to swim in Canada. And, unlike the municipal baths, you don't need to commit to a 25m thrash each time because you can stop or just chill out with a lazy stroke. God, I love it. And it's free!

@rotopenguin He won't be reffing again in this tournament.

You've really got to applaud the Paraguayan world class shithousery here.

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@anthropy Excellent 😂