Satnav Girl is calling tonight's stop 'Raven shoe', when in fact it's 'Ravens ho', and I can't stop laughing. (Ravenshoe)
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Killing time around 'RavenSHOE' this morning as we await our midday check-in at the Innot (hot) Springs Caravan Park just down the road, where we'll do some washing and then TAKE THE WATERS. Himself has a gammy arm so that'll be that sorted: only $60 for overnight camping and unlimited 'water taking' in 6 pools of different temps. Cheaper than a trip to the GP.
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@sister_ratched@toot.community if the ho fits, no wait
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@sister_ratched@toot.community podiatrist mecca. obvs.
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@sister_ratched@toot.community so close!
has a gammy armalmost The Lifeboat Sketch, but not quite
two stars. david?
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@sister_ratched You'd like the sign at the local state primary school with the date of the "End Off Term."
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@MarkAsser @sister_ratched I hope there was another sign saying "Slow Children"
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@rancoisse @MarkAsser ..or (in a similar vein) my fave: 'Caution Horses'. Bloody recalcitrant animals. 🤣
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@sister_ratched@toot.community @rancoisse@aus.social @MarkAsser@beige.party pjk vs Equus ferus caballus
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@sister_ratched Squark, Raven Shoe, Squark! ,😂
@caity Lol, himself said 'why would a raven want a shoe anyway?'. 😅
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@sister_ratched@toot.community @caity@bne.social not to be too judgemental or nuffink, but that deplorable attitude seems offensively ravenist to me