If I don’t turn on the oven the apple pie won’t bake and I won’t eat any tonight. This is slightly better for future-Jody (more pie in the future) but on the other hand I want pie now. Unfortunately I am lazy now.
Replying to @Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social
@Gaolaitch can’t Jodie do it?
Replying to @SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social
@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW Ooh I forgot to ask her!
Replying to @Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social
@Gaolaitch (good luck, I hear she’s lazier than Jody. And there’s no point even rousing Jodi)
Replying to @SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social
@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW Right now we are all lazy. But one of us has turned the oven on so it’s gonna happen now.
Replying to @Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social
@Gaolaitch moral of the story: between the triplets, stuff eventually gets done.
It’s not that much of a motivational slogan, but in these trying times we gotta hang onto what we can 🥴
Replying to @SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social
@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW I’m beginning to wish the others actually existed. Jodi-who-cleans-bathrooms, that sort of thing.
Replying to @Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social
@Gaolaitch yeah, but she’d never do that. She’s too flighty, and would annoy Jodie by not getting *right* into the corners.
Replying to @SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social
@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW well then Jodie can finish the job it’s fine with me either way. For I am the One True Jody.