Ok at this point you deserve whatever happens to you. #Monsterdon

Can we get a protagonist with the ability to connect one clue with another, please? #Monsterdon

It's the SPIDER! Hi spider! Nice to meet you :D #Monsterdon

"That isn't what Helen meant."

Oh great, it's gonna be one of THOSE films. White dudes telling women what they mean. 🙄 #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe must be tuesday

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HUE HUE HUE RIFLES HEHEHE ACAB

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Oh yes, please, science us on the spider. The GIANT spider that would be crushed under its own weight at that size. Please, go on.

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*lotr crossing a mountain music plays*

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