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sospx: y
sospx: you can't do that!
sospx: the last pope would NEVER have done that!!
Pope Leo: yeah i ain't da last pope
Pope Leo: i'm from Chicago
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Pope Leo: see these society of st pius x jabronis wanna play hardball?
Pope Leo: i just ask myself, what would Gandalf do
Pope Leo: would he just let the necromancer secretly regain his orc-hold strength at dol Guldur after the downfall of númenor?
Pope Leo: and i thought
Pope Leo: no he wouldn't!
JRR Tolkien: finally! someone who understands my work!
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sospx: no fair!! no fair!!
sospx: we shouldn't have to listen to the pope to be catholic!
sospx: that's not how it works!
Pope Leo: eyyy who here's got da papal infallibility?
sospx: [mumbles]
Pope Leo: what's dat? speak up
sospx: you
Pope Leo: you're damn right it's me
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Pope Leo: you're all schismed now
Pope Leo: an if you wanna come back, you gotta write "i am very very sorry for rejecting Vatican II" a hundred million times
Pope Leo: IN INK
sospx: nooooo we can't not be mad about Vatican ii
sospx: you don't understanddddd
sospx: we really hate jewsss
Pope Leo: ey then you can all get fucked
Pope Leo: i'm da Chicago pope!
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Pope Leo: that's right
Pope Leo: i'm the Chicago pope
Pope Leo: i don't care who's toes i step on
Pope Leo: i'm gonna make a lotta enemies
Pope Leo: like when theoden of rohan lead the rohirrim at the battle of the pelennor fields to save minas tiri
Pope Leo: yeah it's just like dat
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Blatty: enemies? who could possibly hate my beloved Chicago pope?!
[meanwhile]
Peter Thiel: [sweating like a baked ham, eyes ping ponging] the Chicago pope is in league with the gay trans catboy jews of the Chinese communist party and the space mutants , in conjunction with the RAND corporation, to elect greta Thunberg as Chicago antichrist
Dan Simmons: sounds legit
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Leo asking what would Gandalf do is the point I snorted out loud and woke the wife. So - fair play on that.
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@bitterkarella
Therapist: Peter, are the gay trans catboy jews of the CCP in the room with us right now?
Peter: Don't be silly
Therapist: okay, then
Peter: they're living in George Soros' basement