Two feet wurks oot twinty four inches
Thers two feet at the base ae yer legs
A table hus four, thers nane oan a door
Ur the bampot thit hauds the beer dregs

But noo thit we measure in metric
Ye dinnae see much thits in inches an feet
But they gie me ther sizes in inches
En say thers a hunner mil pleat

It's best stickin tae wan unit ur orrer
En mibbes yer curtains wull fit
So when they gie ye the width size in inches
This cuid mibbes be oot jist a bit

Usually by a thoosan ur mair wee hingies😁

@bampot many years ago when we first began using metric in construction I worked with an old carpenter who used a hybrid system. He'd measure a length of timber at, for example, five feet seventy nine millimetres. It worked for him but just confused the rest of us.

@capnthommo
Ah know exactly whit yer sayin, hauf ae ma auld tradesmen yased some cinna 'bi-metric system'

But jings! The senior partners measurements ur wurse thin a slaters, an slaters still yase feet an inches!

Try wurkin oo whit two thoosan an fifteen millililitres an eight inches ur?
Ah bought her a metric tape measure, but it's nae guid cause it disnae huv inches oan it! 😳🤔😁