I think the World Cup should be food-based. Hot dogs Vs Paella. Bacalhau com Natas Vs Fondue. Jollof Vs Fårikål. Chiles en Nogada Vs Greggs sausage roll. I will be the judge. I volunteer. I think I'm hungry. HERE COMES HARRY KANE WITH A CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA. Lovely. Let's watch that in replay. He's a national treasure. Straight past Mbappés moules frites. VAR calls cassoulet.