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Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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If you find a strange huge blob of guts, fat and bones in my living room, it’s because I have cringed myself inside out.

"Football might be coming home but we're
making sure fans don't have to," Sir Keir
Starmer announced on Thursday.
"Pubs staying open til the final whistle is
good news for supporters and good news
for the pubs and venues that bring our
communities together. The whole country
will be backing the team. Come on,
England!"
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MiaK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇵🇸@MiaMarkTwo@syzito.xyz
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@Nickiquote Has he never seen how shitfaced football fans "bring communities together" at 3am?

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Steve Woods@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
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@MiaMarkTwo @Nickiquote The general consensus amongst my senile delinquent mates down the pub on Friday was that Ingurland would lose, especially as they'll be playing at over 2km above sea level.

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Ben@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
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@Nickiquote

Kier Starmer doesn't even know what football is. He has never even seen one.

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Aegir@aegir@toot.wales
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@Nickiquote Ouch. I remember Cameron doing something similar about some sport thing. I’m sure “look, it’s not my thing, go and have a good time” would be far better received than this patronising “with the people” bullshit.

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Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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@aegir The thing is, I think he’s into football and is an Arsenal fan. But apparently speaking entirely in the most obvious cliches is the best he or his staff can do.

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Steve Woods@wood5y@mastodonapp.uk
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@Nickiquote @aegir Arsenal have reputation for boring football.

Kindred spirits. :)

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Morten@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social
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@Nickiquote

Advertisement for watching the Mexico - England game at a place with cold drinks and good vibes in Richmond, Vermont. 
The picture shows five Mexican players pulling the heart from the chest of an English player. The sun has a face with a slightly negative expression. There's a page number, 52, which suggests that this is a picture from a book printed around 1850-1900. Possibly a collection of prophecies.
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