Impeach||GTFO

Xlib.h
#define Bool int
#define True 1
#define False 0

Intrinsic.h
typedef char Boolean;
#define FALSE 0
#define TRUE 1

So, come over here a minute... You two realize you're on the same team, right?

Why is Fifa sucking up to Trump?

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Conspiracy theory: GOP trying to negotiate extended support from the robotics company that made the Mitch McConnell replica

Original Mitch died 10 years ago. The aging replica has been suffering more glitches and freezes and the company has declared it EOL.

@Nonya_Bidniss IDK but I see the same phenomenon in other species: suet causes woodpeckers to appear out of nowhere and the annual dropping of seeds by the birch trees summons finches that don't exist otherwise.

On the flip side from a right to a speedy trial, there ought to be a limit on how much bullshit the courts will hear from a scumbag like Trump before it goes to enforcement. Due process does not mean indefinite, unlimited process.
Due process does not mean that the court has to entertain one lie after another from a known liar. It does not mean that the process has to endure endless abuse by the rich and powerful.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/04/trump-delay-5m-payout-e-jean-carroll

What I'm expecting to see on the news tomorrow:
- A crowd stuffed with ICE agents who were ordered to show up for their führer
- A fireworks display entirely shrouded in its own smoke
- People coughing