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@VeroniqueB99 Okay, I’m pretty tolerant, but this one crosses the line.

3x/week???

@Wlm @farah Congratulations!

@tantramar Like Smaug.

@cdarwin Holy cow did you hit the nail on the head.

@HopelessDemigod Things like eggplant, zucchini, and spinach can be okay but don’t really feel like pizza to me. Vegetarian sausage and pepperoni are a nice addition, but it’s hard to find one that’s very good.

@HopelessDemigod I’m totally kidding. The foundation would be mushrooms, green peppers, and onions. Optionally olives and/or tomatoes.

@HopelessDemigod Meat.

@eniatitova #CaturdayEveryDay

@allypally @MiaMarkTwo I would offer to do it, but there’s a cat in my lap.

@RnDanger @joewo Good #Alt4you . I would just add that the ghost disguise is a white robe and hood and looks a lot like KKK garb.

@MadMike77 @buddhawilliams @dgar The joke isn’t about how July is pronounced. Everyone says it the way you do. It’s about how English speakers often run “Why’d you” together into “Why’djou”, or “Why-Jew”, especially when speaking fast or carelessly. So “why’d you lie” sounds almost exactly the same as “wide July” or “why July”.

@cetan Why is it judging me?

@adhdeanasl I don’t just have a dad-bod; I’ve got a grand dad-bod!

@Tho99 @Pepijn Forty years ago, I had an electric wok, and also a regular one, which I referred to as my acoustic wok.

@kagan That’s not what the movie is about. The movie is about a cat. I will not be taking any questions.

@mrgrumpymonkey And yet people who have never had cats keep assuring me that it’s true.

#CatsAreAloof

@donaldham

SLEEP HEAP!!!!!

@renardboy And your point is an excellent one.

@renardboy Just a point of accuracy: the Clearwater is not some rich person’s boat, it is a historically accurate sloop operated by a foundation started by Pete and Toshi Seeger to bring attention to pollution on the Hudson River.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_River_Sloop_Clearwater