Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99 Okay, I’m pretty tolerant, but this one crosses the line.
3x/week???
@Twotired@universeodon.com
Awarded the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes in the field of Making Up Outlandish Claims for my Bio. I ride a home built #recumbent and especially enjoy #biketouring . I love #cats . I enjoy #juggling , especially club passing. #MechanicalEngineer specializing in machine design. #Progressive , non-evangelical #atheist , believer in #science . I play #electricguitar and am into #musictheory but unfortunately am devoid of talent.
Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99 Okay, I’m pretty tolerant, but this one crosses the line.
3x/week???
Replying to @tantramar@zeroes.ca
@tantramar Like Smaug.
@cdarwin Holy cow did you hit the nail on the head.
Replying to @Twotired@universeodon.com
@HopelessDemigod Things like eggplant, zucchini, and spinach can be okay but don’t really feel like pizza to me. Vegetarian sausage and pepperoni are a nice addition, but it’s hard to find one that’s very good.
Replying to @Twotired@universeodon.com
@HopelessDemigod I’m totally kidding. The foundation would be mushrooms, green peppers, and onions. Optionally olives and/or tomatoes.
Replying to @HopelessDemigod@mstdn.social
@HopelessDemigod Meat.
Replying to @allypally@mastodon.scot
@allypally @MiaMarkTwo I would offer to do it, but there’s a cat in my lap.
Replying to @MadMike77@chaos.social
@MadMike77 @buddhawilliams @dgar The joke isn’t about how July is pronounced. Everyone says it the way you do. It’s about how English speakers often run “Why’d you” together into “Why’djou”, or “Why-Jew”, especially when speaking fast or carelessly. So “why’d you lie” sounds almost exactly the same as “wide July” or “why July”.
Replying to @cetan@toot.community
@cetan Why is it judging me?
Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party
@adhdeanasl I don’t just have a dad-bod; I’ve got a grand dad-bod!
@kagan That’s not what the movie is about. The movie is about a cat. I will not be taking any questions.
@mrgrumpymonkey And yet people who have never had cats keep assuring me that it’s true.
I guess I'm her pillow now.
SLEEP HEAP!!!!!
@renardboy And your point is an excellent one.
@renardboy Just a point of accuracy: the Clearwater is not some rich person’s boat, it is a historically accurate sloop operated by a foundation started by Pete and Toshi Seeger to bring attention to pollution on the Hudson River.